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• steveH says:

  July 3, 2011

  i smoked some of the new reformulated mr nice guy herbal incense today and after 4-5 hits off of one bowl withing 15 mins i had trubble focusing anh hearing, thoughts got all scrammbeled in my head, couldnt talk felt dehydrated and started shaking then about 20 mins after i started into about a 2 min seizure where the people around me sayd i stopped breathing. when i came to i still couldnt talk, or respond they were asking me simple questions like “had i eaten today” “what my name was” and “where am i” i couldnt remember any of those things or attempt to think of what sounds to make to answer them. it was like i was brain dead…i could understand what they were saying but couldnt respond, they were talking about calling 911, and i managed to get out my cell phone scroll to my moms number and hit send and mumble the word “MOM” as i handed the phone to the woman whos house i was at…. after another 30-40 mins i was allert and responsive again this was a few hours ago…i still feel wore out and tired. i definatly did not enjoy whatever “buzz” i got from that stuff…i stopped smoking my sweet weed a few months ago and thought id try this since its illegal to smoke my great friend mary jane. she never ever did me like this. weed has allways givin me a light relaxing mellow high that still allows me to work drive think talk and function normally. it should be legal. F**K this “legal” crap. make weed legal instead wtf is wrong with the us gov?????

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• Clintrock says:

  July 11, 2011

  Okay so look let me give you my account on what happened, i wasn’t smoking mr nice guy. i was smoking something called green monster. shit is stornger than anything i’ve ever smoked. about a week and a half ago i started getting the shit like crazy smoking it all the time. i went through about an 1/8 of this sht by myself in 2 days. and that’s alot for legal shit.. or at least this sht, because it was so fluffy. but anyways i woke up and like an idiot decided to wake and bake. had only a little left in my bag and guess what… it was nothing but crystals… thinking nothing of it i put it in the bowl and packed it. but i didn’t smoke it. i took my bubbler out and heated it up and used a joint paper to get all the resin out.. when i had my resin paper i grinded it up and kept it aside. i do that when i’m desperate for a weed high and i don’t have any. So i quickly scarfed down the crystals and the little bit of herb from the bottom of the bag in two big ass bong rips. the first one had just hit me after i had just packed in the resin paper. but i should have stopped then because i didn’t wait for the other hit to catch up with me. So i smoked the resin paper and by the time it all hit me, it felt like GOD HIMSELF was ripping out my soul, my spirit, my entire being and jumbling it all up. it felt as if i myself were a rubix cube and god (or something else… which scared me) was trying to puzzle me together at a thousand miles an hour. i had rapid heartbeats, my pulse tripled and so did my breathing rhythm. when i looked straight i couldn’t see anything in front of me, all i could see is what looked like the sides of rubix cubes just being thrown into a bottomless pitt. spinning and swirling at rates you wouldn’t believe. i felt like i was dying. I honestly was ready to say my goodbye’s. i got really scared and ran to the door(in my room), i was able to find my way through the house to the front door and it took me minutes to unlock it. and i ran outside and i live down south so once the heat hit me it made it worse. I started screaming at the top of my lungs for someone to help me. my mom heard me and rushed outside but by that time i was at the edge of the yard and she said she was yelling to me but i couldn’t hear her. she said when she finally was able to see me, i was screaming as if i were pissed. almost like a grunt, and i swear up and down at this very moment that i was screaming or at least trying to scream “HELP ME!!” and in my head that’s what i was saying, whether or not i was in fact saying that i have no clue. but i ran up to my landlords where i was able to explain things in a haze. and my mom finally got up there and they were able to calm me down. i was rambling so many things. things that didn’t make sense. I was scared for my life and this is a warning to all those smoking any kind of herbal incense. take caution. just like weed there are different strengths of this stuff inside of just one batch. the bottom of the bag contains the chemical in it’s strongest state. the herb’s are sprayed and once packaged the chemical reacts to the air and crystallizes. these crystals settle to the bottom and that’s where the strongest hits are. so after the first two or three times smoking. things are great but when you think you can handle as much as you have before. not realizing the bottom is stronger it will hurt you. My advice to everyone who has not tried this. Stick too bud and don’t mess with this stuff. because your saving yourself the horrifying trip that’s sure to lay ahead because alike all my fellow smokers i thought i could handle anything, boy was i wrong. i still smoke it, but i wait at least 5 minutes in between each hit and i only take smalls hit. i still get blown but it’s easier for me to control. Point blank, the scariest moment of my life was during that trip. I honestly was ready to die.

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  • Justin says:

    November 2, 2011

    i been smokin bud for a few years i love comin home after a long day and tokin up, i didnt have no bud one day and i bought some mr nice guy… took 2 big hits on a big bowl, i thought i was gonna die if u ever smoke that shit dont hit it hard i couldnt do anything, hullucinating, shakes, bad heart beat all kinds of shit and that stuff dehydrates the hell out of u. just if u do smoke dont get freaked out at all cause it will turn on ur ass, also for bout 2 weeks every time i smoked bud i was havin bad trips… one day bout a week ago i had 2 like tell my body 2 quit freakin out mind over matter thank god i thought that shit had fucked up my heart and brain and ruined my weed smokin experience just dont freak out. personally i would rather not smoke anything then smoke that shit but least my weed high is back to normal. i recommend a hit ever 10-15 min then only take 2-3 tiny hits 4 beginners shit was scary

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• question everything says:

  August 31, 2011

  definitely be in a controlled environment and dont do this in public when you first start smoking any of this stuff. very powerful panic paranoia high alot of the time, but as long as your comfortable it can be a great high.

  sometimes you will slighty trip like a mild mind trip , and yea ive also smoked too much at one time and its not cool youll get racing visions and feelings, and sometimes terrifying thoughts.

  just do not smoke too much, take it hit by hit and give yourself several minutes in between to learn your tolerance.

  it is powerful stuff, its like weed crack

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• Alex says:

  October 1, 2011

  Definitely not worth it. Smoked a normal size joint of this stuff, ended up laying in bed shaking, tunnel vision, vision cloudiness (white out) and felt these waves whereas one minute id be tired, the next id be alert. Not to mention the paranoia that resulted in me questioning my mortality and wondering if I was going to die (hey its all natural ingredients right? /sarcasm)

  This stuff will definitely screw you up, stick to weed if you want to get baked and not worry about dying. Honestly, im never touching this stuff again. Its going to take some poor soul to smoke too much, and die from it to be banned. I wouldn’t recommend anyone try this, but for curiosity sake, only 2-4 drags tops, anything after would be pushing it.

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• Ima Moron says:

  April 1, 2012

  NO MORE MR NICE GUY!

  I’m not gonna tell you whether or not YOU should do this stuff or not, but I just wanna share my experience.

  PART ONE

  I met this really cute girl at work and we got to chatting about stuff. Then she asked me if I was 420 friendly.

  I’ve never smoked anything in my life before, not even cigarettes. I don’t smoke weed because it’s illegal to possess it, plus I have to stay clean because of what I do. I told her this.

  She asked me that if I ever heard of the synthetic stuff. I had heard about some stuff called Black Magic a few years ago, but it’s now illegal to sell it here. She then told me about an alternative to that called Mr. Nice guy. She then told me that they sell it right down the street from where I live. She was excited that I’d never smoked anything before and that she wanted to be “my first”. I was hoping that maybe some sex would be involved as well so I agreed to smoke it with her.

  So Saturday afternoon I bought some Mr. Nice Guy. I got the Strawberry flavor. It cost me $20. that girl from work came over and I ordered pizza for us because she told me I would get the munchies after smoking this stuff. She likes Star Wars so I put that on my PS3. We then started smoking the stuff.

  The first hit had absolutely no effect on me, and I gagged and coughed because it burned my lungs. I drank some juice but the burn wouldn’t stop. She suggested I take another hit, which I did.

  The second hit was much better. I was able to hold it in so long that I “zeroed out”. She told me that is when there is no smoke to blow out. I felt a bit of a buzz, but it still wasn’t good enough for me. I was expecting at least a small bit of mind altering, so I took yet another hit. And that one hit the spot.

  My body felt REALLY relaxed and I felt light headed. She told me to just sit back and relax and watch the movie. I still didn’t feel anything weird. She told me was gonna leave at 7 and when I looked at the clock it was just after 6. I did a long blink and when I opened my eyes the clock said it was about 8:30. I thought I had simply blacked out at first. But then I looked at my television where Star Wars was playing, and all of a sudden the characters started coming out of the screen!

  I then said “Holy ****! WTF is happening?” And at that moment I felt like I was on a rollercoaster and those words just kept echoing over and I was stuck in an endless loop. I then kept seeing images of Ryu from Street Fighter dragon punching and the image of a lion roaring with its mouth open coming at me. My friend then told me that I should close my eyes and relax. That just made it worse.

  I closed my eyes, or at least I think I closed my eyes, but I wasn’t sure because I could still SEE everything that was happening in the room. My friend got up to turn off the television. When she turned it off it just turned right back on again and she got freaked out. Then all of a sudden she was screaming at me to wake up and there was blood oozing out of my nose, mouth, and ears. My heart felt like it was gonna explode. I just started shouting to her “Please don’t leave me!” over and over again. My voice started going really high and really low over that time. I heard her very faintly saying she wasn’t going to leave.

  Then I started feeling sick and I told her I was gonna throw up. She grabbed for the trashcan but it was too late. I puked all over her. She got pissed of and said “**** this I’m outta here!” and she left me alone. I started screaming at the top of my lungs for her to come back, but she never did. Then I died.

  Right when that happened I felt someone touch me, and it was her. She told me that I didn’t die and that it was all a part of the hallucination. She said that she heard everything I was thinking because I saying it all out loud. She told me that I was saying some really messed up **** but that I shouldn’t be embarrassed. I was just glad it was over. But I was wrong…

  PART TWO
  I was back to sitting down again. And the whole thing started over again. But this time it was much worse. I started seeing images of me dying again but I was now strangling the girl I was with. I was laughing while I was doing it. Once she was dead I had sex with her. But then she started laughing and came back to life. She told me that I raped her or that she didn’t want me to rape her or something like that. I would never rape anyone and I hate rapists, and I just started screaming “No rape! I don’t wanna rape you! Please don’t let me rape you!” or something to that effect. She then said something like “No I know you don’t wanna rape me. I was just saying that I had been raped before!” I started crying, and she held me and started kissing me. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex.

  After we were done, I felt much better. I then looked at the clock and it still said it was only about 6 o’clock. I knew then that it still wasn’t over. I was lying down, and she was eating. She told me that I needed to eat so that I could come down faster. I couldn’t move my body and I just kept saying “Eat?” over and over. She agreed but I couldn’t move so I told her to feed me. I felt food being shoved in my mouth so I started chewing. As I started eating I felt control coming back to me. I then said something like “that was wild”. Then I laid down on my futon and kept looking at my window. I had the blinder down so I could barely see any light. My surroundings started changing again, but the light was constant. I had found my anchor.

  If you don’t know what an anchor is, then I suggest you watch Inception, or google it. Anyways, no matter what time the clock said (or I thought it said), the light was still there. I then heard my friend’s voice telling me to listen to her voice and to ignore everything else. I then saw her smiling at me and I moved to kiss her. But when I did that all of a sudden I was back on my futon sitting down and she was walking out of the door. She said she was just going to the bathroom and that she would be right back. I waited for what seemed like hours and then she finally came back. She told me that if I calmed down and came back to reality that she would give me that kiss that I wanted so badly. That made me happy.

  I kept jumping around in time and space but everytime she kept telling me to remember what she said she would do and that I needed to come back to get my reward. I looked at the window again and it was still light outside but it was starting to get darker. I pointed to the window and kept saying “Light?”. She laughed and said “Yeah it’s still light outside”. I then think I said something about that reward she promised, and she had no idea what I was talking about. I told her she promised me a kiss if I came back. She said that she never agreed to that and that I was still kinda tripping. I was disappointed, but at least that seemed more realistic to me because I don’t think she’s attracted to me. Anyways, she told me that I needed to sleep. I didn’t wanna sleep becasue I was afraid she would leave and then I would die or something like that. Eventually I think I dozed off because all of sudden it was 8:30 again and I jumped up just like I did when I first started tripping. This time nothing crazy happened. I had finally come down. Or at least I though I did.

  I couldn’t tell for sure if I was in reality or not, so I started asking her questions about what happened and what didn’t happen. In one reality she had knocked my xbox off the tv stand and it exploded. That never happened, but she really did knock my xbox over while she was trying to turn off my tv. It still works though, so I’m okay. In another reality I was dying and the paramedics were there trying to revive me. In quite a few I died, had sex with my friend, and just kept repeating the same event over and over. My friend made sure that I was okay enough to be alone and then she left. I kept texting her during the night to let her know I was okay. I went to sleep eventually and had some really messed up dreams, but at least when I woke up I knew they were just dreams.

  I know now that none of it was real but that some of the things that were happening in real life got sucked into my hallucinations. That’s why it seemed so real. Well, that’s my experience with the so-called “Mr. Nice Guy”. I think that name should be changed to something else. Again, I’m not gonna tell you if you should or shouldn’t take the stuff, but just be careful if you do. I know I wasn’t, and I’m still kinda feeling it right now as I write this. Or at least I hope I’m really writing this…

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